To get in the hippity-hoppity Easter spirit, I have decided to find some jokes and riddles for you.
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips (Two Lips).
Q: What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants?
A: A smarty pants.
Q: What's long and stylish and full of cats?
A:The Easter Purrade!
Q: What does it mean when you see thirty rabbits in a row and they are all marching backwards?
A: What you have is a receding hareline.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
"Esther!"
"Esther, who?"
"Esther-Bunny!"
Q: Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
A: It has 4 rabbit's feet.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
"Lettuce."
Lettuce who?
"Lettuce hide some more eggs."
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