HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This just killed me. Startled all of my co-workers.

Dandelion and flame

Dandelion and flame
Originally uploaded by catmadogma.

Took my breath away when I first saw this. It's just gorgeous. Whispy. Intricate. Soft. Sexy.

Odd Stone #2

Odd Stone #2
Originally uploaded by joctaviothomas.

Another shot from my trip to Scotland in March. It's quite interesting. Very surprising to see as we were walking across the garden.

Albino Squirrel!

Albino Squirrel!
Originally uploaded by phlezk.

Thanks to "phlezk" you all know how large a squirrel's family jewels can get. And an albino squirrel at that too!!!!

Who Knew??? Another Reason to NOT Like Texas

Before you know it, "Big Brother" and its relatives will be implementing a "One Child Per Family" policy. Maybe when the Rolling Stones play anywhere in Texas again, they can make sure they censor which songs they can play. Maybe then can have Mick Jagger wear an unsexy flannel pajama set and have him waltz around the stage?

I swear, the only think I like about Texas now is the bats that live under that bridge in Austin, and Texas BBQ.

Anyhow...here's the article that got me ranting about Texas, again:



Texas college bars students from posing for Playboy
Thu Apr 20, 2006 9:31 AM ET
Reuters

SAN ANTONIO (Reuters) - Baylor University in Waco, Texas, which bills itself as the world's largest Baptist college, has threatened to discipline female students if they pose for Playboy magazine, which is trying to recruit models from the college.

Playboy photographers came to Baylor's hometown seeking models for a photo spread on women of the Big 12 college athletic conference, of which the college is a member.

Baylor Vice President for Student Life Samuel W. Oliver sent an e-mail to women students this week warning that any who "associate" with Playboy would be subject to the university's disciplinary processes.

"Playboy is clearly antithetical to Baylor's mission and associating with the magazine would be a violation of the code of conduct," Oliver wrote in the e-mail. University officials said punishment could include suspension.

Read the rest of the story here.

This Makes Me Feel Icky Inside

And it BEGS the question, "What the F**K was she thinking???!?!?!?!"

 

 

ROSS COUNTY JAIL

Prisoner pat-down misses gun hidden in body cavity

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Aaron Marshall

THE COLUMBUS DISPATCH

Move over, Bond girls.

A Ross County jail inmate hid a gun so well that not even the guards who did an extensive pat-down found it.

The Cleveland woman hid a loaded handgun inside her body and smuggled it all the way to her jail cell, where it accidentally fired when she was trying to hide it.

"While in the holding cell, she removed a .25-caliber semiautomatic from her vaginal cavity," Chillicothe Police Capt. Tom Hewitt said yesterday.

Victoria Lundy, 41, hid the gun in the toilet-paper holder. It fell to the floor and discharged. The bullet lodged in the ceiling as guards scrambled to quickly recover the weapon, Hewitt said.

Read the rest of the story here.